Too bad, too late, so wrong, so long?

Today Sloany*, my coworker, and I were talking about luck. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. But then again, some good things have been happening. Or at least, they have been teasing me of the possibility of being good things. So I mention the whole got the boy, but then the boy left thing. And Sloany knows about it, but at the same time he's a guy so he doesn't always remember or pick up on everything.

So he tells me to message Samson. I tell him that I don't understand because my female roomies are telling me not to. That I need to make the guy wait and not to seem too needy. Sloany asks how long it's been, and then he says I've lost the guy and to move on. That if I don't show that I'm still interested the guy will lose interest. But hello! I'm the only one responding. Samson used to be good, but then I think he got really busy and we're far away from each other...

Then I told Sloany about the Samson facts: divorced within the year, older, and lives far away. Sloany then gave me three rules: No dating anyone who has been in a long term relationship recently because they're still emotionally attached and I'll just be the rebound. No dating men who have been married or are still married. No dating guys that are that old. Which, is what my father would have said if he knew. Well, actually my father did say that about my characters in my script that are based off this situation. That the guy was way too old for the girl but other than that the story was good.

Sloany is now going to give my facebook information to his friend for the hookup. I said okay. Only because no one EVER tries to hook me up with a friend, and because it's nice that he cares about me.

I just hate all guys. Men and boys. They are suck. Why do we have these stupid games we have to play? It would be so much easier if we were all just straight up and told the truth.

P.S.

Dear Roomies,

If you cost me the guy because you wouldn't let me text him, I will be a little upset.

<3